Missing Format Mystery: PLEASE HELP

PLEASE HELP!!! My formatting options for cards are missing a bunch of options. I am new to PowerBi and sooooo fustrated I can't get them to show up! Below is a screenshot of all I can see for example and there is so much missing. 

I've tried troubleshooting by updating my version to the most recent, resetting the format pain, checking all preview features including new format pane, etc. I am out of options and need help. PLEASE PLEASE HELP!