Expression.Error: We cannot apply indexing to the type Function

I'm loading a billing report into Power BI and if the deposit date has an asterix (*) on the end we need to replace the [CLT PAID NET] with a 0. (Don't ask me why, something to do with the billing software that produces the report, outside of my purview.)

[CLT PAID NET] is Int64.type

[CSH DEPTDT] is type text

#"Replace Deps" = Table.ReplaceValue(#"Removed Columns3", each [CLT PAID NET], each if Text.Contains([CSH DEPDT], "*") then 0 else [CLT PAID NET],Replacer.ReplaceValue{"CLT PAID NET"})

The code above (which the Advanced Editor says has "No syntax errors") produces this error message:

Any help is much appreciated!!